February 2012
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New York, Here We Come.
Today we finally moved Chad out of his apartment. Packed up a moving truck and are spending the night with friends before we hit the road for New York tomorrow. 10 or more hours in the cab of a U-Haul truck together should be… interesting.  I’m both excited and nervous for this move. It’s going to be a change for both of us (though bigger for him, obviously) but we’re...
Feb 29th
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Know what I hate? Allergies.
And not like those silly peanut allergies that every kid named Payton or Amelia or Brunswick or Clementine or something equally annoying has nowadays. Anaphylactic shock my ass. That’s what EpiPens were made for. No, I’m talking about legitimate allergies to, like, cat dander. Those are the worst. Chad’s roommate has a cat named Murphy and he wouldn’t be so bad if he...
Feb 17th
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captain-flamingo asked: I think we all need a bit more David in our Tumblr lives
Feb 15th
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Why couldn't it have been Whitney Cummings?! Why,...
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Feb 12th
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Anonymous asked: I like how at the age of 25, you're far more immature than any other person I know. I hope one day you're able to be your own person and not dependent on others for your happiness.
Feb 8th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Another List.
Saw The Woman In Black yesterday during a matinée and for $7.50, it was worth it.  Spent most of the time watching the film through my fingers. I’m a pussy when it comes to scary movies.  I hate jump scares. Hate. Making potato skins and pepper jack & cracked corn bread for a Super Bowl party. I couldn’t care less about football. I’ll root for the Giants, though...
Feb 5th
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Blue Ivy has six nannies when I don't even have...
… not sure if that says more about her or me, but there you have it.
Feb 4th
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Maybe you won't insult me if I'm encouraging you... →
Feb 3rd
Anonymous asked: why dear god WHY are you shirtless in your main picture? clavicles and bones are not sexy.
Feb 1st
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So I'm sitting in the terminal waiting for my...
… and I’m reading Zap2It.com because I’m just that bored and I see the titles “Home Improvement Kid Arrested for Drugs” and my mind immediately went to Taran Noah Smith (who played the youngest, and most precocious ‘Mark’) because he kind of went off the rails since the series. And I mean, remember the last few seasons when he got older and much less...
Feb 1st
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