December 2011
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I haven’t really updated this since I got back from DC, so here’s the short version of what’s been going on in my life lately.
DC was awesome. Chad, free bottle of champagne, bubble baths, the Exorcist stairs, the bar from St. Elmo’s Fire, brunch, 2am Oreos, eating leftovers with ice tongs… there’s more, but we’ll leave it at that.
Drove home with Chad...
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How do I have any followers left?
It’s been like all the days since I’ve updated my Tumblr. Chad and I left DC on Sunday and made it back to his apartment in NC but his wifi is nonexistent right now so it’s impossible to get online on my laptop. This update is coming at you courtesy of 3G.
Point is, it’s nearly 4am, he’s laying next to me in this bed, playing Tiny Wings and playing music on his...
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We’re laying in bed watching a movie and drinking the bottle of free champagne that was waiting in the room for us when we got back from dinner. Is this real life?
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Anonymous asked: You are incredibly attractive. Just sayin'.
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Anonymous asked: glad you deleted that picture. It made me lose more respect for you.
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LGBT curriculum takes hold in California →
Good things happening as a mandate for California schools to incorporate LGBT figures into the school curriculum looms.
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Anyone who tags their GPOYs with "cute," "hot,"...
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"The Great Big American Auction" on ABC is like...
Some bitch just found out her painting is a fake and broke into tears. I am eating this shit up. No one is going to watch this and it’s totally going to get cancelled soon enough, but I’ll enjoy it tonight.
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The dude on HGTV’s “My First Place” is driving around in a Mercedes that’s costing him almost $1,000 a month. If he gets rid of it, he’s approved for a $240,000 loan, with it he’s only approved for $210,000. He’s struggling with whether or not he should keep it and keeps claiming he “wants it all.” I cannot even.
He’s also super...
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Let me air my dislike of beards and most facial...
Ke$ha recently created a tumblr called “Put Your Beard In My Mouth” (www.putyourbeardinmymouth.tumblr.com) and it’s dedicated to, you guessed it, facial hair on men. It’s pretty early in development with only a few pictures currently, but all of them feature men with scraggly looking beards and in some, Ke$ha tonguing them. It’s hard for me not to gag while typing...
I liked Final Destination 5, if only for the...
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When any social network suggests anyone I should...
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The Sitter Vs. Uncle Buck
At the risk of sounding like one of those ancient fuddy duddies that insists that “back in my day” everything was infinitely better, that new Jonah Hill vehicle, The Sitter, looks to be Uncle Buck for a new generation. It’s got the overweight, lazy, but still lovable lead, that somehow finds himself in charge of a house full of precocious children unwilling to listen to him.
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This Old Joy of Garden Painting
I watch stuff like “Sewing with Nancy,” “Garden Smart,” “This Old House,” and “The Joy of Painting” on PBS because I find it relaxing. I don’t know if that’s because I equate those shows with memories of sitting and watching them in my grandmother’s living room as a child, or just because everything and everyone on these shows is so...
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'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Star Kim... →
barebackcontessa:
busterswetbutt:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I know I shouldn’t be, but I am a little shocked by this.
Two things:
1. I called it.
2. I will die if she’s on the next season of Celebrity Rehab. Like, imagine she’s locked up there with Tawny Kitaen and that one SNL cast member that no one really remembers because he starred in like 6 episodes in 1984 and then was...
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Anonymous asked: remember when your life amounted to something? Me neither.
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Remember when I had a blog that amounted to more...
Me neither.
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