February 2012
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Know what I hate? Allergies.
And not like those silly peanut allergies that every kid named Payton or Amelia or Brunswick or Clementine or something equally annoying has nowadays. Anaphylactic shock my ass. That’s what EpiPens were made for. No, I’m talking about legitimate allergies to, like, cat dander. Those are the worst. Chad’s roommate has a cat named Murphy and he wouldn’t be so bad if he...
Feb 17th
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captain-flamingo asked: I think we all need a bit more David in our Tumblr lives
Feb 15th
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Why couldn't it have been Whitney Cummings?! Why,...
Also: 
Feb 12th
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Anonymous asked: I like how at the age of 25, you're far more immature than any other person I know. I hope one day you're able to be your own person and not dependent on others for your happiness.
Feb 8th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Another List.
Saw The Woman In Black yesterday during a matinée and for $7.50, it was worth it.  Spent most of the time watching the film through my fingers. I’m a pussy when it comes to scary movies.  I hate jump scares. Hate. Making potato skins and pepper jack & cracked corn bread for a Super Bowl party. I couldn’t care less about football. I’ll root for the Giants, though...
Feb 5th
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Blue Ivy has six nannies when I don't even have...
… not sure if that says more about her or me, but there you have it.
Feb 4th
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Maybe you won't insult me if I'm encouraging you... →
Feb 3rd
Anonymous asked: why dear god WHY are you shirtless in your main picture? clavicles and bones are not sexy.
Feb 1st
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So I'm sitting in the terminal waiting for my...
… and I’m reading Zap2It.com because I’m just that bored and I see the titles “Home Improvement Kid Arrested for Drugs” and my mind immediately went to Taran Noah Smith (who played the youngest, and most precocious ‘Mark’) because he kind of went off the rails since the series. And I mean, remember the last few seasons when he got older and much less...
Feb 1st
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January 2012
29 posts
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Just checked in online for my JetBlue flight and...
Jan 31st
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Rundown and Listless
Still waiting on law school decisions to come in. Let’s move this along, people. Heading back down to North Carolina tomorrow to drag Chad back. Already checking out the TV schedule so I know what I’m watching on the plane. It’ll probably end up being HGTV. Flying while watching Property Virgins is, well, the only way to fly. Excited? 
Jan 31st
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Brandi Glanville: Ladies Planned to attack Lisa on... →
Not looking forward to this tonight. :\
Jan 30th
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Why is everyone who appears on House Hunters the...
If I hear one more person complain about not having granite countertops, stainless steel kitchen appliances, or how “cramped” the 3,000 square feet is, I’m going to scream.  And yet I continue to watch. 
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Living below the poverty line...
Just gave my 5-year old niece her birthday present(s). I’m shopping on a budget now that I have plans to move out in the next 6 months and head off to law school, so I actually purchased everything with a gift card that I received for my birthday last week. That’s pretty close to living-in-a-box status. When is Alyssa Milano gonna star in a commercial begging people for money to donate...
Jan 27th
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Jan 24th
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That time when I couldn't care less about Pandora...
Jan 24th
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Free* Stuff! Squeeeeeeeeeeee!
I am a sucker for free* giveaways that require you to purchase so much of something else for you to get your free* gift. As a kid I used to collect UPC codes off the boxes of Cap’n Crunch for things like a free* hat or free* t-shirt. And then you had to wait 5 to 7 weeks for General Mills to get around to mailing out your free* gift. When it finally arrived (invariably in that...
Jan 24th
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Forget Me Not.
I have the worst memory. Usually it’s not the biggest deal. I may forget where I left my wallet or keys, but sometimes I forget big things. Things like, if I put deodorant on or not. I usually have a routine of putting it on right after I get out of the shower, but sometimes the days blend together and I’ll be out in a store or at work and I can’t remember if I put it on or not....
Jan 24th
Anonymous asked: you're more annoying than when I left the blog 3 months ago. you used to be funny. now you're just predictable.
Jan 23rd
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Tonight's a new episode of Mob Wives and the...
Jan 22nd
Anonymous asked: if i'm ugly on the inside and out, then what are YOU?
Jan 22nd
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Jan 20th
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Just developed my first symptom of old age!
I’m watching… Murder, She Wrote. And, god help me, I like it. I’m actually invested in who killed this woman’s son in a small town. I mean, we all know Jessica Fletcher, bad bitch that she is, will solve the case in the next five minutes, but still! Nail biter! 
Jan 20th
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25!
Today’s the first day of my 25th year on this planet and I’m kind of feeling sappy and sentimental. I’m a quarter century old and I always thought that would depress me. Birthday’s usually do. And 25 is usually the one where you start to feel like you’re almost at 30, and according to some in the gay community, you might as well be dead.  But surprisingly enough,...
Jan 20th
title-optional asked: Name a guilty pleasure and explain your relationship with it.
Jan 19th
Just. Do. It. →
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Films!
I’ve seen like, all the movies while in North Carolina. Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Young Adult, Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, The Help (again!), Alien(s), The Game (remember that, with Michael Douglas?), Tinker Taylor Soldier Spy, and I know I’m forgetting some.  But let’s talk about that last one. I legitimately fell asleep during it. It should have simply been...
Jan 10th
That time I was in the bathroom and Chad opened...
Jan 8th
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Jan 3rd
Anonymous asked: Hello, I would like to know if it's possible to ask you some questions regarding therapy. If yes, 1) How did you find your therapist? 2) Is it expensive? I am very aware of my issues but since I haven't done shit to fix them, I need a little push from someone else. I've often thought of sharing my issues with friends, but it's a bit too bleak to share with them. Thank you.
Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
December 2011
49 posts
I haven’t really updated this since I got back from DC, so here’s the short version of what’s been going on in my life lately. DC was awesome. Chad, free bottle of champagne, bubble baths, the Exorcist stairs, the bar from St. Elmo’s Fire, brunch, 2am Oreos, eating leftovers with ice tongs… there’s more, but we’ll leave it at that. Drove home with Chad...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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How do I have any followers left?
It’s been like all the days since I’ve updated my Tumblr. Chad and I left DC on Sunday and made it back to his apartment in NC but his wifi is nonexistent right now so it’s impossible to get online on my laptop. This update is coming at you courtesy of 3G. Point is, it’s nearly 4am, he’s laying next to me in this bed, playing Tiny Wings and playing music on his...
Dec 21st
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