forgive me, but can you tell us what you having going for you? your avg looking (if your lucky) and your still in school at 30. lol

Bitch, I am not 30. Moreover, I am slightly more than average-looking on a good day.

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saint-jerome:

Chipotle is a lot like smoking: it’s only good if it’s rolled properly, but a bowl is always a safe choice.

(via saint-jerome)

This morning, I gave myself a paper cut rubbing a magazine cologne ad all over myself.

It was Givenchy, but resorting to that was decidedly not chic.

Things I am already very over? This day. This 45-page reading I have for Evidence. And the meeting with my Clinic supervisor at 2. 

Can’t I just go home?

Things I am already very over? This day. This 45-page reading I have for Evidence. And the meeting with my Clinic supervisor at 2.

Can’t I just go home?

Really Deep Issues:

I look better with facial hair, but I can’t stand having facial hair. 

Richard is having a tough one.

Richard is having a tough one.

Things that really fuck me up:

Watching movies from the 80s and 90s with dogs in them and realizing that, unless those dogs are invincible, they’re all dead. :(

Stress is watching someone you’re rooting for on Chopped forget to include a basket ingredient in their dish.

Watching 80s gay porn for anthropological reasons.

Those sick ‘staches and subtle star wipes between scenes are… superb. 

Fuck the Zuck.
Me, after downloading Messenger.

I was volunteered to bake a breakfast-y dessert for my Clinic seminar tomorrow morning.

And I made an apple spice bundt cake with a maple bourbon glaze, and then I remembered that my professor is pregnant with twins. 

This one time (today) I tried to vlog and so I started off by explaining what the premise of my whole vlog was going to be about and why I could be the “Next Big Thang” but it was literally 10 minutes of atrociousness and so I just cut out everything except this part because I wanted everyone else to experience firsthand what an asshole I am. 

(ETA: So, like, this is the second time I’m uploading this because I actually uploaded the wrong video the first time but I can’t figure out how to upload the intended video so here’s 5 minutes of me talking to myself.)

I enjoyed myself at the vineyards.

I enjoyed myself at the vineyards.

Wine!

So, my cousin texted me the other night telling me that she’s on Long Island and that her family and my family were planning a trip for Saturday to the vineyards out East. If you’re not familiar with Long Island vineyards, think of where Ina Garten or Victoria Grayson might hang out between ruining people’s lives. 

Anyway, my cousin asked if I would be home or if I could drive home, and while I had no plans of driving back before Thanksgiving, I could not pass up the opportunity to be wine drunk with my mother. To say that I’m super excited would be an understatement. How excited? This excited: 

My favorite thing about me is that I constantly complain about not having any money and how I need to start budgeting better, and then I impulsively buy a $30 iPad case done up like an old school Trapper Keeper folder. Better still is the fact that I browsed and then purchased it while in Evidence class. 

My favorite thing about me is that I constantly complain about not having any money and how I need to start budgeting better, and then I impulsively buy a $30 iPad case done up like an old school Trapper Keeper folder. Better still is the fact that I browsed and then purchased it while in Evidence class.