So, like, I never win anything, but I just won a $200 Visa gift card at this Kaplan Bar Prep meeting. And like, I obviously wasn’t expecting it because, again, I never win anything, but there were only 15 people there and so my odds were greater than my normally shitty luck. Moreover, this bitch, Brit, was there, and her father is already a well paid attorney, but she left before the raffle was drawn, and her name was called and everyone was like, “SCREW HER! PULL ANOTHER NAME,” and then my name was called. So like, it’s even sweeter because I basically took her prize? Moral of story: I can be a bitter person even when winning things.