So pumped to eventually be sorely disappointed! 

So pumped to eventually be sorely disappointed! 

two things - you constantly come up in tumblr suggestions and im almost offended that tumblr would think you're someone i would ever follow.

I can see why you would be offended but I mean, Tumblr simply realizes one thing about me: 

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Kid Attorney, Extraordinaire!

So check this out: my school accepted me into the clinical program and, like, basically trusts me enough to carry my own caseload and work with my own clients. And that’s super cool and all, but I can’t get over the fact that I’m, like, one of the most immature people that I know. Here I am helping a client fill out her T Visa forms and then, afterwards, I’m going home and watching Phineas & Ferb and eating Lucky Charms for dinner (well, recently it’s been corn flakes, but that’s just because I’m on a starvation diet). 

What if one day I become a judge and I’m putting people away and reprimanding them for violating their probation, and then in my chambers I’m playing Mario Kart 16 and eating Lunchables? Does not compute.

curvedbullets:

musiqchild007:

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FUCKING LOGGING OUT

(via robot-bitch)

Oh! You’ve tagged your selfie #hot, #gay, #gayboy or some variation?

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IGNORE.

BRB. Whacking it to John Stamos.

Some girl in my class just told me that my bag is “fierce” and “sexy” and I can’t tell if she was hitting on me or she just knows I’m gay.

Either way:

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I’ve quite literally done nothing this weekend but watch hours and hours and hours of The Simpsons.

"I don’t usually trust people who tell me exactly what I want to hear."  | 3.02

Queen.

(Source: victoriagraysons, via natelr)

“So… what would you say to a two-way?”
“I’d say this.”

So, like, I may be a stereotypical housewife who watches a soap opera, but there’s like, attractive gay characters boning all the time so, like, hayyyyy.

(Source: starrylilac, via fyeahgh)

If I could take the left side of my face, and have it on the right side of my face too, I’d be thrilled. (Also, this is me watching The Golden Girls). 

If I could take the left side of my face, and have it on the right side of my face too, I’d be thrilled. (Also, this is me watching The Golden Girls). 

Holy fuck you're really cute

Cataracts? 

Everything’s better with bacon!
Someone that needs to be punched in the gut. 

When you’re on a strict diet and counting calories, but you refuse to give up eating ass.

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thetallawkwardginger:

songbard5683:

fiestyhysteria:

The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real

math

Definitely math

I thought he was doing some spell to make the basket bigger. 

(via ruinedchildhood)