The last couple of days have been super shitty, and life kind of sucks right now, but I’m trying to remind myself that life goes on. Much love to all you bitches, far and wide.
And no matter how shitty life is, at least there are all those .gifs of Aviva throwing her prosthetic leg in the middle of Le Cirque. That alone makes life worth living.
With only 4 weeks left of my fellowship, I’ve recently started using Real Housewives .Gifs in my emails.
"Great job writing up that memo!"
"Did you finish the research for me on Friday?"
"Would you have a little time to take on another project?"
In spite of the fact that I’ve been laid, no longer have acne, and can maintain friendships with actual humans, I actually enjoyed Guardians of the Galaxy.
Also, Chris Pratt could get it pretty much anytime he wanted.
|Him:||You know when you're playing Animal Crossing and you go fishing and you catch a fish and it's actually a boot?|
|Him:||That's what you're like.|
Just for me?!